EFFIN’ BIRDS 2026 MONTHLY/WEEKLY PLANNER

Need to expand your swear-a-saurus? We have just the thing for you!

Each weekly spread of this delightfully profane and deeply cathartic 12-month planner features beautifully colored vintage bird artwork, paired with hilariously irreverent captionssure to amuse and delight lovers of avian snark everywhere. Bring the joy of swear-therapy to every week of 2026. Track appointments, plan trips, jot down notes, and let these brazen birds work their effin magic!

Features include:

• 7″ x 9″ (14″ x 9″ open)
• Perfect bound
• Sturdy softcover
• Printed on FSC certified paper with soy-based ink
• Ribbon page marker
• 12-month planner: JanuaryDecember 2026
• Generous grid space for notes, appointments, and reminders
• Weekly spreads include color artwork and plenty of room to write
• Extra pages at back for notes, goals, and more
• Year-at-a-glance pages for 2025, 2026, and 2027
• Official major world holidays and observances
• Moon phases, based on Universal Time
• Each weekly spread features vintage bird artwork paired with sweary sayings