FUTURE BLACKMAIL (A TINY DIARY)

FUTURE BLACKMAIL DIARY Sure, you could use this tiny diary to jot down grocery lists and inspirational quotes but lets be honest, its way more fun to document suspicious behavior, embarrassing quotes, and all the dirt you might need later. You know, just in case. Measuring only 2.75 x 3.75, this journal may be smallbut it holds big secrets. With 112 gilded-edge pages, its the perfect place to keep receipts (figurative or literal), plot mild revenge, or simply record your chaotic brilliance.

VINTAGE-INSPIRED Dont be fooled by its innocent looks. This little book may resemble something sweet and nostalgic, but its ready to be weaponized with passive-aggressive poetry and ominous bullet points. The design is timeless, the energy is unhinged. We love that for you.

HIGH QUALITY Featuring gold gilded edges, a sturdy cover, and 112 pages of premium paper, this pocket journal is as well-made as your next elaborate scheme. Its petite, polished, and perfect for jotting down things no one should remember but you definitely will.