SQUISHABLE ALTER EGO PLAGUE DOCTOR VOID

People loooooved making the “black as my soul” jokes years ago, and that’s where those jokes should stay!! They’re so cringe and try-hard it’s insane!! Be like this Plague instead and enter the timelessness of the void! The void loves you and will welcome you with open arms!!

• Specs:4.5(w) x 4.5(d) x 7(h) inches. Polyester fiber, polyethylene pellets, ages 0 and up!